King Arthur's Lance

Of the 102 episodes of Doctor Who 2005-Anniversary, 98 were directed by men, 98 written by men, and 102 had only music composed/orchestrated by men.

Start hiring women please, Doctor Who!

Just had a moment where I realised how much work I’ve actually done this year, was like ‘woaaah, I should cut down’… and then five minutes later I started planning a load of other stuff I could do!

Hey Tumblr why don’t you just go ahead and publish my angsty rants to Facebook even when I uncheck the box. Ta.

My contribution to DerrenBrownConfessions. :p

My contribution to DerrenBrownConfessions. :p

Dalek Caan+Oswin = OTP
Trampled but still alive.

Trampled but still alive.

TV Weather phrases: Translations

‘Warm front/Cold front’: Used to make vague temperature guesses seem more authoritative without having to be specific. 

‘Sunny spells’: Can imply sun without actually committing to it.

‘Area of low pressure’: Cracked out when ‘it’s going to rain’ is no longer enough, and an explanation is demanded, regardless of scientific accuracy. Usually dropped in after a week of rain. Bonus points if it is included alongside a map of pressure points.

‘Jet stream changes’: Appears when the ‘low pressure’ excuse is running a bit thin and needs to be sexed up, usually after a couple weeks. More directly translates to “Well, that’s it for summer then.”

‘Microclimate’: The weather is just as shit as everywhere else, but dropping this in local weather reports makes people feel special.